Death Before Decaf Skeletons Sticker Sheet

Some people say death is peaceful. But judging by the skeletons I saw at the coffee shop that morning… not before coffee.

They were relaxed in tiny table in the corner, one gripping a mug with both bony hands, another opining about the Funnybones books, and one staring intensely at the espresso machine like the fate of the afterlife depended on it. And they were all pounding coffee.

The barista didn’t seem alarmed. Just kept pulling shots like this was completely normal.

This sticker sheet is dedicated to the caffeine devotees who refuse to face eternity without a proper cup of coffee.

Featuring a crew of skeletal regulars who firmly believe:
☕ Death before decaf
☕ Espresso is eternal
☕ Coffee is stronger than the grave

Perfect for journals, laptops, planners, coffee carts, and anywhere that could use a little spooky caffeine energy.

Because apparently… even the afterlife runs on coffee.